{"product_id":"your-girlfriend-thinks-im-funny-tote-bag","title":"Your Girlfriend Thinks I'm Funny Tote Bag","description":"A rugged, no-nonsense canvas tote that carries your essentials and your attitude. Made from heavyweight 100% cotton canvas, this tote holds groceries, books, and whatever else the day demands while keeping its shape thanks to flat corners and sturdy self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching. The natural or black canvas offers a clean backdrop for the understated, hand-lettered text that reads like a private joke — low-key, witty, and a little cheeky. Whether you sling it over a shoulder for a morning market run or fold it into a bike bag for an afternoon errand spree, this tote feels lived-in right away and quietly announces your taste for simple, durable goods with personality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% heavyweight cotton canvas (12 oz\/yd²) for durable everyday use\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction keeps a slim, structured profile\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching for strength\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural and black; sewn-in label; sourced from India\u003cbr\u003e- Designed for adult use; robust enough for groceries, books, and daily gear\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":52279060103453,"sku":"93133371921110686237","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1001\/8642\/3581\/files\/3360986419073184175_2048.jpg?v=1784752813","url":"https:\/\/noplns.com\/products\/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-funny-tote-bag","provider":"NOPLNS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}