Where is my order made?
Printed just for you in the USA when you order. It's why it takes a few extra days — and why nothing we make ends up in a landfill of unsold inventory.
How long does shipping take?
Printing takes 2–5 business days, then US shipping takes another 2–5. Roughly 4–8 business days door to door. We know. We're also waiting.
How does sizing run?
Our garment-dyed tees run roomy — size down for a fitted look. Every product page has a measurement chart. Measure a shirt you like and compare; it works better than guessing.
What's your return policy?
Wrong size? We'll exchange it — email within 30 days, unworn and unwashed. Misprinted or damaged? Free replacement, just send a photo. Full details on our Returns page.
How do I care for it?
Cold wash, inside out, hang dry. The dryer is where jokes fade.
Can I add a gift note?
Yes — at checkout. We'll print it and say nothing, which is kind of our whole thing.
Where's my order?
Your shipping confirmation email has live tracking. If something looks stuck, email hello@noplns.com and a human will look, quietly.