
“The material feels solid, the print is clean, and the fit is comfortably oversized. Definitely ordering another design.”
5'11" · Size L · Relaxed fit through the chest and sleeves
Official uniform of people who were never really coming.
Made for people who love being invited almost as much as they love not attending.
"MY EX STILL HAS MY NETFLIX"
At least someone's getting value from the relationship.
→ Unisex fit | Available in S – 2XL
→ 100% premium cotton | 180 GSM
→ Available in multiple shirt and print color combinations
→ Not sure of your size? Check our Size Guide.
At NOPLNS, we want you to be happy with what you ordered. This policy explains how returns, replacements, and refunds work for purchases made through noplns.com.
Before placing your order, please carefully review the product description, sizing guide, color selection, and product images to ensure you are ordering the correct item and size.
Questions before ordering can be sent to:
Email: support@noplns.com
Please inspect your order as soon as it arrives.
If you receive an item that is damaged, defective, or different from what you ordered, contact us within 48 hours of delivery. Include your order number and clear photos or videos showing the issue.
Once the issue has been reviewed and approved, we will arrange a replacement or refund at no additional cost.
We accept eligible returns within 30 days of delivery.
To qualify for a return:
The following items may not be eligible for return:
Contact our support team before sending anything back:
Email: support@noplns.com
Include your order number, the item you would like to return, and the reason for the return.
Once your request has been reviewed and approved, we will provide return instructions. Items sent back without prior approval may not be accepted or refunded.
Once your return has been received and inspected, we will notify you whether your refund has been approved.
Approved refunds will be issued to the original payment method used for the purchase. Processing times vary depending on your bank, credit-card company, or payment provider.
Please note:
Customers are responsible for return shipping costs unless the return is due to a damaged, defective, or incorrect item.
We strongly recommend using a tracked shipping service and keeping your proof of postage. NOPLNS is not responsible for return packages that are lost or cannot be confirmed as delivered.
After receiving confirmation that your refund has been processed, allow your bank or payment provider sufficient time to post the funds to your account.
If the refund still has not appeared, contact your bank or card provider first.
For further assistance, contact:
Email: support@noplns.com
For questions about returns, replacements, or refunds, contact us at:
Email: support@noplns.com
Website: www.noplns.com
NOPLNS operates as an online retailer of statement apparel and accessories.
Website: www.noplns.com
One issue to fix before publishing: only say you accept general 30-day returns if that is actually how you plan to operate. Because NOPLNS uses print-on-demand fulfillment, accepting returns for wrong sizes or buyer’s remorse could leave you absorbing the full product and shipping cost.
Pick the one that best matches the plans you are about to cancel.
Sizing without the guesswork
Our tees use a relaxed unisex fit. Choose your normal size for an easy fit or size up for an oversized look.
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 18 | 26.5 | 7.5 |
| S | 20 | 28 | 8.5 |
| M | 22 | 29 | 9 |
| L | 24 | 30 | 9.5 |
| XL | 26 | 31 | 10 |
| 2XL | 28 | 32 | 10.5 |
Why it earns a spot
A graphic tee should feel good, fit right and earn repeat wears.
| NOPLNS | Basic tees | |
|---|---|---|
| Heavyweight cotton | ✓Substantial feel | ×Often lightweight |
| Relaxed unisex fit | ✓Designed to drape | ×Generic cut |
| Statement artwork | ✓Original designs | ×Forgettable graphics |
| Easy exchanges | ✓Clear process | ×Varies |
Proof from the group chat

“The material feels solid, the print is clean, and the fit is comfortably oversized. Definitely ordering another design.”
5'11" · Size L · Relaxed fit through the chest and sleeves

“Wore it to a house party and spent the entire night explaining myself. Great fit, bold print, and easily the funniest shirt I own.”
6'0" · Size L · Loose streetwear fit with dropped shoulders

“The color and print were accurate, and the shirt felt soft right out of the package. It has a heavier, more premium feel than most graphic tees.”
5'9" · Size M · Comfortable relaxed fit; true to size

“I expected a basic novelty shirt, but the fabric and print quality surprised me. It’s comfortable, flattering, and exactly as pictured.”
5'7" · Size S · Relaxed fit with plenty of room through the body
Built to be worn
Wear it. Wash it. Live in it. Made for repeat wear, terrible excuses and plans you never intended to keep.